Warning

This just came in our email:

Warning

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States meddling in Egypt continued, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either. It’s gonna get ugly.

4 thoughts on “Warning

  1. Awesome. That would free up a lot of jobs for people that would like to see us survive, and it would make many more people notice things they might not previously have been aware.

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