There’s lots of rich, chunky, nutty, newsy goodness in tonight’s feed.
Today seems to be the Day of the Penis:
- Lady sea snails in Perth, Australia, are growing penises on their heads.
- $800,000 of Grade-A U.S. Government stimulus money — that’s your tax dollars, folks! — was spent teaching African men how to wash their penises.
- And two Swedish sailors are in trouble for painting a flying penis on a banner flown from their boat during a naval exercise.
Perhaps we should send some stimulus money to those poor Swedish boys to help them pay their fines.
In other news, a lawyer in Australia made a video of himself smoking pretend joints rolled using pages torn from the Koran and the Bible. Needless to say, he has been threatened with death, and is now in hiding.
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