In a shocking new scandal dubbed “Dwarfgate” by the press, British Conservative leaders have got themselves into trouble by mocking French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s stature (5′ 5″). Tory leader David Cameron (6’0″) made a remark about “hidden dwarfs” in reference to a photograph of himself with Mr. Sarkozy. What’s more, Shadow Chancellor George Osborne (5’11”) described a box placed beneath a speaker’s lectern as a “Sarkozy box”.
In other news, Canadian immigration officials say that there is an increasing incidence of child brides being imported into the country from South Asia and the Middle East to satisfy the requirements of would-be Muslim husbands. Meanwhile, Swiss Muslims are now demanding Islamic cemeteries in every canton.
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