We Got No Mail!

Mailbox Boom!The mail server at our ISP has been down all day, so if you’ve been sending us urgent missives, you might want to dispatch a carrier pigeon instead.

Or perhaps put a message into a bottle and cast it into the sparkling waves that e’er lave the golden sands beneath your feet.

In other words, for the time being we are incommunicado.

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