From Spits Nieuws, as translated from the Dutch by our indefatigable Flemish correspondent, VH:
Islam doll indoctrinates children
Radical doll babies have indoctrinated children in the United States with Islamist propaganda. This is stated by angry parents, who rang the bell at Fisher Price.
The doll, “the Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo”, whispered in the children’s ears that “Islam is the light.”
Fisher Price has promised to remove the doll from the shops.